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I like to consider myself a romantic — a connoisseur of all things love, if you will. And though I’ve only been in love maybe three times, myself, I’ve made at least 90% of the women I’ve invested a significant amount of time in fall for me. And I’ve talked to a lot of women. What can I say? I’m a boss.
Nah, I’m bullshitting . . . but not really. I think I’m cursed. Cursed I say! But Mic, why would making these beatrices fall all over you like you’re a child in a stampede be a bad thing? Because, my naïve friend, there’s nothing worse than making someone fall for you when your feelings aren’t mutual. Nothing worse. I’d rather sign up for “how far can you kick this baby” contest.
And I love babies.
But I digress.
My jerk ass habit of leading women on isn’t the purpose of this post. The purpose of this post is to teach YOU guys how lead women on. Nah . . . but kind of . . . if that’s how you decide to use the wealth of knowledge I’m bout to drop on this jawn. Shame on you if you do. Shame . . . but I’m not mad. Get in where you fit in.
What a lot of men don’t realize, and women too for that matter (but I’ll save that for a future post), is that there’s a legitimate recipe for making someone fall for you. It’s actually pretty fucking simple; BUT we all know love isn’t the end all. People fall in love everyday. So, my beautiful people, I’m going to take it a step further and give you guys the recipe for making someone want to MARRY you, which is big fucking deal, to say the least.
Wha!? Marriage? Who tryna get married out here? I can’t even put my shoes on the right feet, let alone get married.
I can’t even catch a cab, let alone get married.
Ya boy can’t even park his car correctly, let alone get married.
|But, unfortunately, I, as well as the bulk of our readership, just so happen to be at that age. Our Facebook pages are littered with pictures of prominent belly’s, little girls with dookie braids, little boys making funny faces, and family photo after family photo – which is why I’m lowkey bout to disable my page, I’ve had enough. Nonetheless, we’re all searching. Searching for that “one”. We may not admit it, as we dive in out of vagina after vagina, or bounce on penis after penis – but we’re searching. All of us, for that perfect vagina or penis . . . this got weird.
There are seven ingredients in this marriage recipe, excluding superficial things like – money/ car/ a crib/ etc. Though these things are great, and necessary evils, true love is all about the intangibles. Matters of character, so to speak. Remember, bum ass mufucker’s get married everyday. These ingredients are universal. How do I know? Because I decided.
Feel free to disagree with anything I list, or add your own recipe in the comments section below. I’d love to see it.
In no specific order:
The Marriage Recipe (for Men)
1. Decent to Great sex.
This goes without saying, but if your sex game is wack, it’s damn near tight on you. Don’t get me wrong, a LOT of women will let it slide if everything else is in order (especially the superficial shit), but if your sex game is wack AND you have another glaring flaw? You may just have to find a woman who don’t fuck with sex too tough. Trust me, they exist. A freak ain’t having it, though.
Now what is decent sex? It’s relative I suppose. What’s great to someone else may be wack to another. Let’s just say, decent sex is leaving your woman satisfied. She may not cum every time, but she was at least satisfied – i.e. she enjoyed herself, dig it?
That being said, if your sex game leaves her feeling like God just whispered in her ear, then you’ll be able to get away with lot more flaws. Ask anyone woman you know how hard it is for them to leave some good penay. They’ll tell you. It’s not too different from us men and some good vag – we’ll put up with clothes being bleached, cars getting keyed, and poison being put in our oatmeal for some good pussy. Don’t deny it.
Oh and don’t just FUCK. Make love from time to time. Sure, some women liked to be tossed around the room, bit until she bleeds, and choked a little bit – but if you really take the time to give her some LOVING? Trust me, she’ll appreciate the change of speed.
2. A Backbone
There’s nothing more attractive to a woman than an assertive a man. A man that knows what he wants, and gets it. A man that makes decisions. A man that won’t be walked on . . . by anybody. A STRONG man. They love that shit – at least to a point. Like, don’t take it upon yourself to choose what they’re eating at a restaurant or anything – or complete disregard their input; don’t be that guy. Just be a man; it’ll go a long way. If she’s popping off at the mouth, stand up for yourself. Don’t let her bitch you. Once they realize they can bitch you, you lost. There’s no going back. Now you’re just a bitch. Man up. Take charge.
3. Have a Plan
Women are willing to invest in the man they love no matter how much of a bum ass-still live at his parents’ crib-ain’t got no whip-working a dead end job ass dude he is, (damn . . . just described myself as hell) as long as he has a plan. Meaning, he wants something out of life and he’s actively working towards it. Potential. That’s the word. They’ll invest in a man with potential. But . . . there’s a time limit. If you’re pushing 30 and still ain’t made much progress. It’s tight. They could love you to death, but unless she’s okay with being the primary breadwinner, she’s riding; women need security.
4. Be Passionate
Not only passionate about your relationship, but about life in general. Passion is attractive . . . it’s contagious, and, because of the society we live in, it’s rare, which is why being passionate is such a big deal. We all crave passion in our lives. We want some excitement, some lust, some THRILL. So if you can provide that for a woman, on a regular basis. She’s sold. But on the contrary, a dispassionate man – a man that’s just ho fucking hum at all times, makes every other man look a helluva lot more attractive. You don’t have to go balls to the wall at all times, I mean, who has the energy for that? I’m just saying – be consistent.
5. Be Attractive/ Sexy (to them)
Of course attraction is relative. I suppose all I’ll say on this matter is don’t let the person they liked initially, disappear. If you were in good shape when you met them, make an effort to stay in okay shape. Far too often people get comfortable and just let themselves go. Like it’s okay and shit. No, if I wanted to date an overly chunky person, I would’ve dated an overly chunky person from jump. If I wanted to date a toothpick, I would’ve dated a toothpick from jump. Dramatic changes are never okay. If you can’t keep yourself right while you’re dating, what the fuck is going to happen once you’re MARRIED?
6. Make Her Laugh
If you asked 1000 woman three things they look for in a man. I bet my left pinky (because I’m not willing to lose anything else) that 95% of them would include humor. No one likes a Serious Sam. But at the same time, nobody likes a Jokey McJokerson. That shit will get you put in the friendzone QUICK. It’s a balancing act. As long as the two of you are able to share some laughs – some light moments together. You’re good. Laughter is nature’s best medicine. After a long day, a laugh is all you need to de-stress sometimes. So, if you’re not a humorous guy. It’s definitely something you should make an effort to work on. There are hella books on the subject.
7. Be RESPECTFUL
This should probably be a given, but so many things fall under this umbrella — so many things that matter to WOMEN. They may not matter to you, but they matter to women. For instance, listening when they talk. Not just listening, “like yea . . . worddd? That’s crazy (while you’re focused on something else). But actively listening. As in actually caring what they’re talking about. I know it’s hard. Because women like to talk . . . about nothing. But they will fall HARD if you take a genuine interest in what they’re saying, because so many men don’t. And that’s just one thing. The foundation of a relationship lives and dies on respect. It’s synonymous with caring. Women just want to know you care.
So, that’s the generic recipe y’all. If you sprinkle some charm on top, along with some romance? And you’re a got damn winner. Real rip.
Good luck on your search for “the one”, and be on the look out for my post on, “How to Make HIM Want to Marry YOU.”
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