Amare Stoudemire if you don’t get yo BIG karate kid, second coming of wesley snipes, anger management needing ass outta here!
So let me get this right…you injure yourself in the midst of throwing a temper tantrum, by punching a GLASS CASING protecting a fire extinguisher? You’ve officially cemented your place atop the list of dumbest moments in sports history.
Bruh….you get paid millions of dollars to use your HANDS for dribbling, rebounding and shooting a basketball, and you decide to do THAT!? During the playoffs at that? On a scale of 1 to remedial, how dumb are you?
Minnesota sports fans such as myself are still hurting over the fall of Ricky Rubio, and the people of Chicago are coping with the recent loss of their fallen soldier Derrick Rose, and you decide to do harm to yourself AND your team?
They aren’t paying you $100 million for this kind of behavior. It’s bad enough you’ve been nothing but a grade-A scrub since you and Melo joined forces, but to make it all worse you decide to get braids like this is 2002. You look like the illegitimate love child of Omarion and the Incredible Hulk. I bet you robbed somebody in Marcy Projects for those braids didn’t you?
I don’t know what you were thinking, but whatever it is you cut it out RIGHT NOW! You can’t play ball with a stitched-up hand, but I bet you can go trick off that money and make it rain at the club still huh? This is unacceptable my man.
At the request of New York Knicks fans it’s my duty to get you outta here. Security, escort him out.
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