HOT or NOT: Destiny’s Child new single, "Nuclear"
I know y’all all seen Beyonce shut down the Super Bowl yesterday . . . literally and shit. Let’s be honest, her dramatic ass light show of a performance drained all the power. And you know what, it was worth it. All I need is a steak knife and a fork. Just set the ass in front of me. Devoured. Nah. I don’t even need utensils; I’ll just eat with my hands. Man . . . I’d be walking around looking like 50 Cent in that football movie fucking with Beyonce. Folks would be like, “Damn, Mic. You sick? You got cancer?” Nah man. All I do is fuck and sleep. I aint ate in weeks.
So, if you haven’t figured it out yet. Destiny’s Child project, “Love Songs” is already in stores. Who knew? Not I. I’m definitely not mad at the idea. Just means I get to look at Beyonce and Kelly. I don’t know why Michelle’s there. She needs to get escorted off the premises. She’s like the Meg of Destiny’s Child . . .
If you thought this was funny, check out this site, Poor Michelle. Name says it all. A solar ECLIPSE couldn’t throw more shade. But I digress.
“Nuclear” is the first single of Destiny’s Child’s “Love Songs”. A lot of people don’t fuck with it. Hasn’t got the best reviews. Personally, I fuck with it. Has nice lil’ throwback ass vibe to it, so it’s borderline nostalgic for me. It’s definitely one of those songs that grows on you the more times you listen to it.
I’m going to give it a lukewarm HOT.