As of October 7th, I became #teamiphone – I know, I know. Who needs another iphone dick rider, right? I’m not proud of it . . . Who I’m kidding? It’s the best shit EVER. Best decision I ever made. You’re a got damn FOOL if you ain’t copped one yet. A FOOL I say. But I digress.
Probably the best thing about becoming #teamiphone is the apps. Geez Louise. There are a enumerable amount of DOPE ass apps for this phone – Oh how I love her *rubs screen* yes, I do love you. Yes I do.
Who’s a good phone *nuzzle* you’re a good phone. Yes you are.
But I digress again.
Considering there’s so many dope apps, I’m probably going to drop these posts often, since it seems I discover a new one every other hour. Without further adieu:
Five iphone Apps That Go Pretty Hard
My man Q Guru put me onto this app. If you’re someone like me, a news junky, then this is the perfect app for you. You’re able to choose whatever categories interest you – technology, sports, food, fashion, politics, humor, WHATEVER – and the top headlines for that particular category will pop up in a cool little flipbook type format. Dopeness. You can even sync it with your twitter, instagram, and facebook – so theoretically, you NEVER have to leave the app. I repeat. Dopeness.
2. iTunes U
This may be the coolest app I’ve ever seen – probably because I’m a Square – but perhaps you’ll agree. This app allows you to take CLASSES. For FREE. *Screeching tires* Say what? For the price of . . . on the house, you say? Yes, son. For the price of on the house. Young free 99. For the price of air, you can take shit like “English III: Identity and Society” (Foxcroft Academy) ) OoO – or “Ethics” (Harvard) Double OoO – or one that I’m about to take, “Coding Together: Apps for iPhone and iPad” (Stanford) OoOOoOoOOoooOooOoOoOoo. Ivy League y’all. Ivy League. Don’t get no better.
Hold up. Hold up iphone. You’re bodda give me not one, but TWO different apps to watch movies/ Tv shows with? You’re telling me, it’s a good thing I didn’t go ahead and cop cable, iphone? You gon’ give me this shit for free, iphone? You the shit, iphone. I fucks with you the long way. Like through the park- over the hill-through the scary graveyard-hopping fences-the coast is clear-trying to dodge my bullies-long way. If you haven’t figure it out yet, this app allows you to watch a plethora of flicks and shows that you won’t find on Netflix – for free. So if you have both, you’re WINNING, my friend. WINNING.
4. Kibits Collaboration
I just copped this one, so I haven’t had a chance to play with it yet, but it sounds like the most useful thing in the world if you’re working with a team. You’re able to share files (photos, videos, links, notes, documents) with multiple people, seamlessly. I, personally, work on a lot of projects – whether it’s a script/ film I’m working on, or this blog, or, shit, anything really – this app is going to make my life so much easier. Only drawback, your team members have to be #teamiphone, but who isn’t these days, right? *jumping freeze frame high five* with Q guru.
What would this list be without a game on it. The iphone has the best games I’ve ever seen on a cellular device by FAR. Punchquest looks like a vintage regular Nintedo game, so from jump it was tugging at my heartstrings. The jist? You punch people. Lol. That’s it. And it’s a fuggin good time. You run nonstop through level after level punching the piss (yes the piss) out of mummies, skeletons, ghouls, and goblins. I fuck with it. I’m sure you would to.
Look forward to these jaunts. I’ll probably do one once every week or two because I’m lowkey addicted to apps and I have more than enough room on my phone to have HUNDREDS of them thangs.
Until next time,
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