Kim Kardashian if you don’t get YO biggggg booty pop wearing, attention hungry ass outta here!
So the paparazzi spots you and Mr. West going out to dinner on y’alls romantic getaway in Italy and you decide that you wanted to stunt. You loved both of your designer dresses so much that you decided to change in the middle of your date huh? One dress wasn’t enough huh? You switch dresses faster than you switch famous black men. I need you to slow down Kim. We all know you have money, no need to try and sh!t on the Italian women. You’re better than that Kim. First it’s just a dress, next thing you know it’ll be another sex tape.
You gotta go. Or as Martin would say, “GET TO STEPPIN!”
Bob Schieffer if you don’t get YOBIG father time, name blundering ass outta here.
So you just gonna confuse the President with one of the most notorious terrorists in history huh? “They arrested the doctor that helped us catch Obama bin Laden. Uhhh I mean Barack Osama. Uhhh I mean…let’s just move on” head ass. I liked you Bob. You were by far the best moderator in all of the debates, but you just had to go ruin everything with that one mistake and have the national media going crazy. I won’t tolerate you bringing this kind of negative press to our President. Save that drama for Osama…I mean Obama…smh nevermind.
In the words of Day-Day “Playas fuck up”, but we can’t let you get away with this one. Security, escort him outta here.
Shaq if you don’t get yo BIG behemoth, black Sasquatch looking ass outta here.
So first you’re upset with Dwight Howard for using your nickname Superman, and now you’re mad that he plays for your former L.A. Lakers, so you decide to diss him in a freestyle? So dissing him on television wasn’t enough, but because you’re big, black, and bald now you think you’re Rick Ross? I’ll admit you actually used to have some skills on the mic, but I can’t show you love for this one big fella. The good ol days of “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes” are long gone. It’s time to hang it up my man. There’s nothing worse than an old washed up negro hating on the young cats. Let the young man live.
You’re too big for us to escort you outta here though, so I’ll just let you chill.
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